The Twelve Days of Quake 2 Christmas By Peter Briggs aka Myrmidon

The Twelve Days of Quake 2 Christmas
By Peter Briggs aka Myrmidon

On the first day of Christmas Male/Grunt left for me
A Quad Damage on DM Three

On the Second day of Christmas Female/Athena left for me
Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

On the Third day of Christmas Male/Chipper left for me
Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

On the Fourth day of Christmas Female/lotus dropped for me
Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Fifth day of Christmas Male/NightOps did to me
Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Sixth day of Christmas Female/Jungle showed to me
Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Seventh day of Christmas Male/Major gave to me
Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three


One the Eighth day of Christmas Female/Cobalt showed to me
Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Ninth day of Christmas Male/Howitzer showed to me
Nine Newbie’s Whining, Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Tenth day of Christmas Female/Brianna did to me
Ten Lucky Rails, Nine Newbie’s Whining, Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Eleventh day of Christmas Male/Pointman showed to me
Eleven Lames Lagging, Ten Lucky Rails, Nine Newbie’s Whining, Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Twelve day of Christmas Female/Voodoo showed to me
Twelve Quakers Quaking, Eleven Lames Lagging, Ten Lucky Rails, Nine Newbie’s Whining, Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three


Merry Christmas everyone and let Quake 2 live forever!
Thanks to Puffins, Bobek and Ceba for ideas.